08/11/2008

Eight Hundreths of a Second

This week's Pic o' the Week happened only yesterday at the Beijing Olympics. Spoiler Alert if you Tivo-ed it or anything.

The American men's 4 x 100 freestyle relay team upset the heavily favored French team . . . by eight hundreths of a second. Eight one hundreths . . . of a second. That's not even long enough to say "eight hundreths of a second." That's not even long enough to say "phrase." It was pretty incredible.

I admit it. I'm getting caught up in all the Olympics craziness. I never think I'm gonna and then I do. But people coming to one place from all over the world and competing is pretty awesome. I could do without the announcers doing everything they can to make every moment as melodramatic as possible (Really, Bob Costas--this is the most important moment in the history of modern China . . . really? The Cultural Revolution begs to differ). But them aside, it's exciting and incredible and just awesome. Anywho, here's the pic:

From left to right: Jason Lezak, Michael Phelps, Garrett Weber-Gale,
and Cullen Jones


The picture was taken by Chris Faytok of The Star-Ledger.

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08/04/2008

Redefining Reading Chair

If only I had seen this Pic o' the Week earlier while I was packing, perhaps I would have rethought my packing strategy.

In the words of Anthony "Burrito" Balderrama: "I won't
read for self-fulfillment or to gain knowledge . . . but I'd
do it for decor."


Anthony was, in fact, the one who brought the picture to my attention. He'd seen it on boingboing.net, in an article entitled "Chair made from discarded paperbacks." The mastermind behind the chair is David Karoff.

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07/29/2008

DEEAAAAAAAD!!!

I tried to post this last night, but much to my consternation I found that the internet at my apartment is down. I called RCN, the company that provides it, and it took them thirty-eight minutes to say, "Yes, we know about the problem. We're working on it." Awesome.

Speaking of awesome, though not sarcastically, I saw The Dark Knight yet again--this time in a regular theatre. I gotta say, I think the regular theatre was a better experience of the film. I say this for two reasons: 1) watching a movie on a screen six stories tall can have a very dizzying effect--and, in the case of one scene in particular (involving Batman, two SWAT teams, the Joker's gang, and a sonar-like device), "dizzying" can be read quite literally; 2) the music was manageable. That is, it didn't threaten to deafen me or drown out the dialogue when things started getting dramatic. There were a couple of lines in particular that I hadn't been able to make out in the IMAX theatre that I heard clearly in the regular one. So, there you are; size (conversely) matters.

The movie still kicked ass, only more-so for the above reasons. And I thought I would leave you this week (or, thanks to RCN, begin this week) with a special Batman moment I think we can all enjoy:

Spare the rod, spoil the Robin


I have no idea who gets credit for the writing, penciling, or coloring of this magical moment (I image-googled "batman robin slap"), but they are accorded my unending thanks. Robin can be so insensitive . . .

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06/12/2008

Pic o' the Week: Special Edition

Hello, folks. I've been very negligent in my duties as a blogger lately, and I blame that on two things. The first is finals week at DePaul University--but not just any finals week. The final finals week I will finally finish forever! That's right. Come tomorrow, I will have turned in the final project of my graduate career--the culmination of all of my educational years, starting in 1985 when I first entered pre-school through three elementary schools, one middle school, three high schools, one undergraduate university, four community college summer course, and one graduate university. Twenty-two years I've been in school, people (not counting a year I took off after undergrad), and after 5PM CST tomorrow my work is done. I graduate Sunday.

But before I get ahead of myself, I thought I would give you guys a special edition of my Pic o' the Week. Seeing as I've missed the last two, I'll give you two today. Here you go:

The first: Last weekend I went to Grosse Pointe Woods, MI, because Nic's brother was getting married (after seven(!) years dating his girlfriend). I took Christina and we both had a really fun time. Most of the photos of the wedding, however, are on her camera, so I can't share any of those. But I can share one we took on my camera of the house I lived in for a year and a half:

The ol' homestead. That was my room there on the left.


Christina gets credit for taking the shot, while I was driving and trying not to look like a terrorist scoping out my next target.

The second Pic o' the Week comes from my notebook, and never has a picture looked so beautiful. It is a snapshot of the last class notes I will ever take. The class was Modern Rhetoric--and, yes, it was as exciting as it sounds! A little context might be needed here to help you appreciate my diligent note-taking. The class (at least the beginning . . . when I was taking notes) was on Jacques Derrida--that sexy deconstructionist. Ever since I had to make a presentation on Habermas, I've tried to come up with exciting nicknames for the rhetoricians we've studied (I referred to Habermas in my presentation solely as "The Habernator"). Derrida became "The Derrida-zaster!" We also watched part of a documentary about him in which we saw the following: He owned a cat and American co-eds will fawn over him after he gives a talk. The documentary also described him as having "lightning thoughts," and we witnessed The Derrida-zaster in action! Instead of actually answering the questions an interviewer was trying to ask him, The Derrida-zaster decided to question them about their film equipment (Oh, decontruction . . . are you never not smug?) and during this he asked to know the name of a device they kept adjusting when he would try to talk, disrupting his train of thought. The device was a "reflector."

SHAZAM! Lightning thought: "The reflector does not allow reflection!" --The Derrida-zaster

But enough foreplay. Let's get to the action:
SHAZAM!


I get all the credit for that one.

Just one more day . . .

05/19/2008

Dinosaurs, Linguistics, and Batman--oh . . . yessssss.

My friend, Nic, introduced me to Dinosaur Comics, and this week's Pic o' the Week is one of them.

Oh, T-Rex, you're so sassy!


Here's a link to the website if you can't read it here. And here's another one I really liked. The best part is: The panels are always the same, only the dialogue changes. He he he . . .

Ryan North is responsible for these and any other dinosaur comics, so he gets all the praise and blame. Peace out, yo!

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05/05/2008

You Too Can Be a Superhero

This Pic o' the Week comes from Chicago's Looptopia Festival, an annual cultural celebration presented by the Chicago Loop Alliance. Ryan Robinson's exhibit was a series of comic book fans dressing up as their favorite superheroes (as only comic book fans and other mega-nerds can). This one happened to be my fave:

What he lacks in physique,
he makes up in attitude.
Truly a super man.


Ryan Robinson, of course, gets all credit, praise, and blame for taking the picture.

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04/28/2008

Gained in Translation

People whine on and on about the existential angst of trying to effectively communicate to another person. They brood and mope about the meaning (they're soul!) that is lost in the empty space that separates each island of a person from the other. But they never talk about the wonderful things that are gained.

That's where this Pic o' the Week comes in (brought to my attention by my wonderful girlfriend, Christina). She and I will be teaching English soon in China and she found an article that gives her a preview of what she has to look forward to:

Chinese doctors don't beat around the . . . you get the
idea. But those poor fetal hearts. Why were they taken
into custody?



The photo comes from an article in Gawker, entitled "Chinese OBGYN Will C U Next Tuesday." They get any and all credit for taking it.

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04/21/2008

Don't Mind if I Do

Hello peoples,

I added a a new feature in my sidebar over there on the right. It is the "Writings" section where I will put my various literary ramblings. Why I have not done this sooner, I can only attribute to my abysmal self-esteem as a writer. Right now there are just a few pieces--my two latest short stories (and, coincidentally, previous two posts (<---resisting urge to link to self: *resisting*)) as well as a personal essay I wrote last quarter for my essay workshop class. Feel free to read away, I do hope you find some enjoyment in it. I encourage you to let me know what you think of it, either via email or even if its a quick posted comment. I would love to hear what parts worked for you, what parts didn't, but if you just want to fawn over my genius, that's okay too!

Also, I added a newsletter on the left in case you would like to receive updates on my latest posts. Tired of wondering whether I found the time to blather something out and don't want to mess with RSS readers? Sign up for my newsletter! In a perfect world, I will send it out at the end of each week with that week's postings--hopefully meaning I will have posted a thing or two that week worth checking out.

That's the plan anyway.

Also, I will start a Pic o' the Week every Sunday (again . . . that's the plan) for your enjoyment. Do you have a picture you think is funny or otherwise worthy of note? Email it to me and if I agree it could be the next Pic o' the Week!

This week's photo: The new hair-do.

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Don't mind if I . . . do . . .